01. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer!

02. When you go to a bar you know that you can always pick up a beer !

03. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath!

04. You don't have to win and dine a beer!

05. If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head!

06. Hangovers go away!

07. When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 pence!

08. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good!

09. A beer always goes down easy!

10. You can share a beer with your friends!

11. Beer is always wet!

12. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer!

13. A frigid beer is a good beer!

14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty!

15. You can enjoy a beer all month long!

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